Ethan speaks

There's a TV show on PBS called, "Martha Speaks." It's about a dog who can talk. So in the spirit of the crazy things Martha says, here are a few Ethan Speaks statements of late. He never ceases to amuse- that's for sure.
"Mom, you're being a bad mom!" This saying is used anytime I tell him something he doesn't want to hear!
"Dad, you're making me crazy!" This is a favorite one when he knows he's in trouble.
Ask Ethan anything and he says, "I don't know..." Just the default statement these days.